Monday, August 2, 2010

I hate men's hair!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but I need to rant about this. Men are utterly repulsive to me. And one of the reasons why is because sometime in their early twenties, if they haven't done it already, they shave their heads so their hair is about 1/2 inch long. And they keep it at that exact length for the rest of their lives, decades and decades, along with shaving off their beards and mustaches. I moved the age search up a couple years and looked for guys age 22-24. The younger teens still have hair a couple inches long. The mid-twenties guys have all chopped it off, forever and ever.

Why is there such a huge difference between hair that's 1/2 inch long, versus hair that's only like two inches long? You can't imagine the difference it makes! The hair is long enough to SEE. It's long enough that it MOVES. You can run your fingers through it. You can pet it and stroke it. It can hang across the face just a little bit. It shines in the sunlight. Everything about the hair is totally different when it's only a couple inches long - just a couple inches, hardly anything at all! But they all shave it off so that it's nothing at all.

Then, does this make any sense? They worry about going bald! What's the difference between going bald, versus shaving all your hair off already!!!!!! For all practical purposes, they make themselves ALREADY BALD!! There is no difference. ALL MEN ARE BALD. Why worry about losing the 'colored patch' on top of their head? Big deal. You have a 'colored patch' or 'colored area' on top of your head, and then if you go bald, you have a 'peach color' or 'skin color' or 'brown colored area' if you're brown-skinned. What's so terrible about that, in comparison to having a hair-colored patch on top of your head - if all your hair is, is just a symbol, a representation, of the fact that you 'have' hair, but you won't let it grow even an inch long enough to actually DO anything with it! Why?

I hate their hair, I hate all the beliefs they have about it, I hate everything they do with it. And this is yet another reason for me to look at teenage boys and like them more than I like adults! They haven't reached that age where they shave their heads down to 1/2 inch and keep it exactly there for the rest of their lives! It really is an official age, and I don't know who TELLS them to do it, or what signal commands them to do it, but it's real, it really happens, sometime in the early twenties it becomes forbidden to have hair longer than 1/2 inch - in other words, all sexual attractiveness becomes forbidden.

Can you see what I mean when I say that men's hair is 'just a symbol of hair?' Imagine that you had a bald head, but you PAINTED a hair-colored spot all over your scalp. That's exactly like the 'hair' that men have in the real world! Imagine how you men would feel if WOMEN did that! If ALL women did that! Why wouldn't men just shave their heads bald and then paint a hair-colored area all over their scalp? It wouldn't be any different from what they have now. Or get a hair-colored tattoo over the entire scalp representing the hair that you've shaved off. Why not!

And why do they believe that our natural instincts would LIKE people with short hair? Our bodies EVOLVED to grow long hair on BOTH MEN AND WOMEN. If we evolved that way, why would we think it's gross or ugly or unattractive? Just the opposite is true. Men with long hair usually have screaming crowds of women obsessing over them and trampling each other just to try to get one small touch against their skin. Why are all the screaming crowds at rock concerts screaming about the 'gross, ugly, un-manly, unattractive' long-haired rock stars?

The rock stars figured out that long HEAD hair is a good thing, but they still haven't figured out the long beards thing. They still want to have 'partial' beards, with some pieces shaved off while other pieces grow out, and they want to keep the beard only a ... you guessed it, a half inch long, a 'painted-on symbol' representing a 'beard.' Instead of the soft, fluffy, long beard that you can lay your head against, run your fingers through.

That's it for now.

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