Long bald hair must be allowed.

People keep their hair short forever and ever because they're scared of going bald.  There's only one solution:  Long bald hair must be allowed.  I like long bald hair better than shaved-off full heads of hair.  And if you have a full, long beard, that's even better.  This is NOT a joke.  I am not making fun of bald people.  I have sympathy for them and I want them to know that you still have to grow all the rest of your hair long whenever you go bald, and that's much better than shaving it all off.  And the beard is absolutely necessary.  They don't get the idea that the hair is there to be petted and stroked, the same way you pet the fur of an animal.  We are animals.  We pet each other.