Bacteria don't go to heaven? Oh no!

I can't remember how I got to this web page, but it's a page that argues against the Christian religion.  Some parts of it are hilarious.

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/soul.htm

"There are not many people in the United States who believe that bacteria go to heaven. The Bible does not talk about heaven being filled with all the disease, putrefaction and pestilence that bacteria cause. And what, exactly, would go to heaven? Do all of the bacterium's molecules get transported to another dimension so that they can keep reacting? If that were happening, there would be thousands of tons of chemicals leaving earth every day. Clearly there is no afterlife for bacteria cells."

Thousands of tons of chemicals leaving earth every day...