Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Zombie Cover-up

WARNING!

Road signs warning of 'zombies ahead' are, in fact, accurate. The government doesn't want you to know! So they are changing all of the zombie warnings to other things that are less frightening, like 'Bridge Under Construction' or something. This is censorship!

So if you have passed any signs that warn of zombies ahead, remember where those signs were located, because they might be gone by tomorrow. Knowing where the zombies are is very important for your survival.

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